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Hey DLC, you have any friends with the base model Outlander or Lancer EX?
I have my OEM 6 CD changer and front panel lying at home and I want to sell it.
Will give a good deal if there's anyone you know personally.

got this via email today.. lol.. I think its an oldie.. but hey wth

WHY ARE INDIANS RE-BORN?

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said: 'I have to talk to you. We have some Indians here in Heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly Gates, my Horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce & Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are driving Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling off their halos at discounted prices'.

'They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep sitting down midway eating samosas & drinking chai. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing! They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.'

The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'

Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?' Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'

Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.' After about 5 minutes, Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now what was the question?' Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'Satan says: 'Man I don't believe this... Hold on.' This time Satan was gone for 15 minutes.

He returns and says, "I'm sorry for these interruptions Gabriel. The Indians are causing endless trouble. They are trying to install air conditioning and are making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone & IT connection between heaven & hell, between me and God.

They have started a social network service for the troubled, and believe in Karma, and are good in convincing others. Some were trying to start a chai-pakora, chole-batura, dosa & samosa, barfi, chakli and dhokla shop, which I had to stop.

Many have no trouble living in dirt as they are so used to it down on earth. On purpose, we have a shortage of toilets to make them uncomfortable, but they have no problems in doing everything outside in the open.

They are excellent in corrupting everyone, and my staff are being bribed by them. I am having difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption in Hell.

They never complain as this place seems to be better than from where they came. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them! I am therefore requesting, "as soon as Indians arrive, send them back for rebirth.”

Good morning all!
I'm finally back in the office after my Odyssey. Argos was not here waiting for me but at least its good to be back!

Hey T.. long time.. how u doin??

Morning Guys...
....slow day at CCC...?

Hey JB...have U taken Maggie to the Doc yet...or are U exploiting the Fair Maiden's patience...???

WTF...????

You were alright the last time I met you. Wat happened Matt...???

Wats with the Odyssey stuff...??? And whos Argos...???

Hehehee....err...nope.....coz, yes, I hav been lazy. Not tat I purposely want to test her patience....but I hav to confess.....I was being a real lazy bum, over the weekend.

Kya karoo....chokri?

Kuch motivation nahi tha...!!!